To Iranian President Rouhani

NEVER, EVER LISTEN TO THE DERANGED BUFFOON WE HAVE “LEADING” THE UNITED STATES OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH, SHRINKING OF THE GENITALS, EXPANSION OF THE MOUTH, AND REFUSAL OF THE ENTIRE REST OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD TO EVER TRUST YOU OR TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY AGAIN. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY RULED BY A SANE PERSON, BUT BY ONE WHO GOES OFF ON DRUNKEN AND DERANGED RANTS SPREADING DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS OR YOU’LL END UP A SPINELESS TOADIE LIKE MITCH McCONNELL OR PAUL RYAN!

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