Did those stupid assholes blow up the world today? I guess not, someone probably would have mentioned it.
See how low the bar’s been set already? Let the daily routine step up a notch and beat you heavily about the head and shoulders for a while and you can’t even muster the energy to give a shit (for today, at least) about anything less dramatic than Global Thermonuclear Warfare.
Greetings, Dr. Falken. Would you like to play a game?