We have traditionally welcomed April in with fools.
April must be feeling really peeved this year, much as The Onion feels. How can April celebrate fools when every day is a celebration of fools in our new dystopia? How can The Onion write satire and over the top spoofs when the headlines in the New York Times and Wall Street Journal are even more bizarre?
I think April should put its foot down and suffer this nonsense no further! Let’s encourage April to join us in our quest! Together we can re-dedicate ourselves to the task of getting the Cheeto SCROTUS out of the White House and into a padded jail cell by May 1st!